Attention all Wisconsonites! Sunshine's is now accepting job applications! For anyone interested in working night hours, we are in desperate need for a security guard to watch the facility during closing hours. Get your resumes handy and apply today!

It's finally happening. After almost two years of procrastinating, it's finally happening. Is it gonna be perfect? No. But it's still gonna happen anyways. Ask Alex - coming soon...

I saw a silly video about a man crashing out over a candy cane and I thought that Alex would have an almost identical reaction. So, I recorded myself recreating that video in VRChat! Happy Holidays, everyone!

DEFINITIVE RELEASE DATE.

JAN 16, 2026

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Ashley and Rachel's Christmas Icons

I have fulfilled my purpose for now. I've accomplished my goal for now. I don't feel like making too many, but Christmas is still a ways off.

Well folks, how did you enjoy the long-awaited release of Ask Alex? This was way long overdue and I had to invest both a lot of time and money to make it happen, but damn was it worth it. Plus, now I get to do fun things in VRChat as Alex Coyote!

Here's Alex's verdict on The Magic Hour's final trailer!

Alice's on chilling.

No matter what he's talking about, CORPSLAVE never loses that classic corporate tone of voice.