4 months ago

so heres an actual backstory bout me instead of born in hell...


on feb 1 2020, mario got kidnapped by bowser and got brainwashed by him, and start take over the mushroom kingdom and brainwashing toads and his brother luigi and even peach, but was later got divorced on feb 19 2020

evil fucking scary mario, that's his name, had a plan to defeat sonic, but failed and had an idea to take over the world, but got arrested by poilce, was sent prison for 15 years, but was later on free and try to hide from cops, and succeed.



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this guy ate my santas cookies while i am sleeping, FUCK YOU GUY FROM SIMPSONS

FOR THE NEW AWESOMENESS RETRO BEAT OF MARIO IN THIS GOD DAMN WEBSITE? ONLY IN STORES ON DECEMBER 25

No more.

Never to be seen ever again.

Marvin

Me and @Nashthefunnyguy taking candy from a baby:

What the fuck!

elevenlabs funnies

what the fuck do you call this.

Hey you, yeah you.

Happy late Halloween

You filthy animals.