I hope you're ready to avoid fish.

Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

Game Teaser

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

This is relevant to my game

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

Update: this is all you get, haha suckers

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream