9 days ago

So i Will write the lores of my best 3 mapping series


So since they are 3 the i Will rank them

1:Shelly's germany

2:59 years to live

3:NARCA's realm


SHELLY'S GERMANY

So,shelly Is ignored as a Toon, She was supposed to be the most adorned but She was forgotten, and so She sneaked into germany by saying that She Will have a vacation in hawaii


Now there are 9 routes in the series so i have to explain them all and i also have to explain the 2 variants in the series (anarchy and salvation)


ROUTE 1


this route is like ww2,in 1994 shelly starts a civil war in germany,she wins,FFP controlled germany expands (1994-1997),wins a 2 front war (1997-2000),invades both the balkans and scandinavia (2003) and splitting some borders along eastern eu with russia (2005 also it's kind of like the molotov-ribbentrop NAP)

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from the dnipro,to the latvo-estonian border and from 73% of finland and a small chunk of norway for kalinigrad,in order for an alliance,so the russians accepted (gardenview is not abandoned to extend the lore),anyways in 2010,disaster struck,german troops start crossing the dnipro into russian territory,the ones in german belorussia make a rush towards smolenk,the ones in the baltics try to capture estonia and make a rush for saint petersburg,the ones in finland and norway make a rush,one for saint petersburg and the other one for murmansk

in 2011:

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the germans we're at their peak territories,until they start losing,they lost the battle of volgograd and the russians we're pushing back,shelly was desperate to win this war but to no avail...

after russian troops cross into western ukraine the UK landed in france and spain

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2012...

russians and british we're advancing from both sides,there was no way to win now,after some time,berlin got encircled by russia,which led to germany surrendering


so,that was the lore of route 1,route 1 can trigger the apocalyptic sequel,but we'll get to that later,bot now it's time for


ROUTE 2


shelly slices through russian land with ease,capturing volgograd,eventually she captures moscow,yes,MOSCOW,then she proceeds until russia surrenders,after that russia pretty much collapsed and they invaded britain,so now this is the german sphere of influence

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there's low stability in the east but atleast the germans secured lebensraum and they also secured the west...for now

IN THE US:

they planned an invasion of europe to overthrow the fascist government led by shelly,and so they came up with this

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the americans bypass the big naval defenses germany got into the atlantic and they will cross into africa,therefore delivering a final blow...and it actually worked,with russia being reunited and germany capitulating in 2017,shelly was executed and gardenview stops mentioning shelly as a main and deletes her from the show (enforced by US government)


now we go into our first variant we could find which is the anarchy variant,so why don't we take a look?


ANARCHY VARIANT


the invasion goes the same,america bypasses naval defenses,russia managed to reunificate and punish germany,and after all that,shelly was nowhere to be found,did she autoeliminate herself like that painter with a funny moustache? turns out she escaped to turkey,and after a while,in her lab she discovered fossils of dinosaurs and just like the apocalyptic sequel,she revived them and here came the ankara massacre,the fossilians won,and they took control of europe and asia,britain was the only european country left,but then some fossilians we're concerned about the NFR's policies on other species,so much they started revolting,causing a civil war between liberals,who wanted the best for humans and other species,and the loyalists who ,yknow,hail to shelly,then gangs took the opportunity to be a third party,it was now a 3 way civil war,liberals hated loyalists and the gangs,gangs hated liberals and loyalists and the loyalists hate liberals and gangs,the fate of the NFR is now unknown...


so that was it,what about route 3? it's the final classical route before we get into the apocalyptic sequel


ROUTE 3


so,in the US,same plan,same crossings,but before they did,shelly invades africa,believing it will give her a strategic advantage,and when germans spotted americans,shelly declared war on the US...the US thought the germans would be kicked out of africa but then they conquered it,but what if shelly had a plan of her own?

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yeah,same plan as america in route 2,go into south america,make your way north and invade them

a fascist party in japan also took over and they declared war on the USA (they allied the germans)

and after the US got invaded by germany and japan,in the treaty,germany receives texas and rhode island,and japan gets alaska and hawaii,america is banned from making missiles,all missiles are given to germany and the US army is only limited to 10k personnel, and the americans to pay a huge chunk of their economy for war reparations,which causes gardenview to go bankrupt,and after that,the world starts crumbling under shelly's hands,as the germans invade asia,they succeed,oceania,also succeed,and finally...north america...she finally did it,she took over the world!...but at what cost?


hey,ts isn't the end


yknow how in route 1,shelly gets exiled? well.she's still up to no good,and what do i mean by that?,well,since her exile in 2012 she was bullied in gardenview,and the handlers did nothing about it,so she went missing...did she become a twisted? did she endsieg herself?? 5 days before the apocalyptic sequel (it's 2016) and some people heard strange roars from her meet and greet,who's locked

(5 days later)

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it's safe to say that the


APOCALYPTIC SEQUEL HAS BEGUN


so,the meet and greet busts open,revealing shelly and an army of dinosaurs and fossilians behind her,btw yes the fossilians existed as a species millions of years ago,shelly was the only left, and thats why she was given the surname "fossilian",so,with an altready destroyed gardenview,let's discuss the routes


ROUTE ?


the fossilians invade the US, they show dominance fast,shelly forms a fossilian ultranationalist state (who you guessed,only accepts fossilians and dinosaurs as a welcoming species,and orders full killings of other species,including humans,so they got screwed,quickly,fossilians who hhad no ammo we're aided guns from homes in america that the fossilians conquered,and then the fossilians reached this peak

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then,of course,they fell back,and got defeated

in the treaty,the toons were revived ,from the fossilian's potions of revival that revived fossilians and bringed them guns and bullets,with this technology humans ave witness,millions of humans are brougt back to life,and shelly? she was put under heavy restrictions


ROUTE ??


shelly didn't fall back,she almost made the US capitulate,but then a dinosaur kills her,what happened next? after her death,the state falls into chaos,2 sides clashing to be the next fossilian leader,the USA took advantage and they pushed the fossilians back,until they were extinct,tho they lost dandy's world,and they took a hard hit after the war


ROUTE ??? (the best route so far)


shelly has no accidents and she conquers canada and the USA,she crosses into mexico,continues her conquest in central america,meanwhile conquering the caribbean (they sail to islands by dinosaurs) and then reach south america,they slowly invade the continent then make it theirs,shelly invades greenland,then iceland,SHE'S NOT DONE,she invades ireland and takes northern ireland,then she invades britain,more south she invades africa,and while invading africa she makes a landing into iberia,she invades scandinavia,europe and africa fell in her hands,and so it was a final showdown...she takes control of asia and oceania


SALVATION VARIANT


so,let's rewind in the invasion,so russia fell,and ts ain't good,so the remaining asian coutries unite (kazakhstan,uzbekistan,tajikistan.turkmenistan,kyrgystan,iran,afghanistan,pakistan,india,iran,mongolia,china,nepal,bhutan,bangladesh,kuwait,myanmar,thailand,vietnam,laos,cambodia,malaysia,indonesia,papua new guinea,timor leste and australia (yes even oceania is joining because why not) and one by one,the asians push back the fossilians,and when the fossilians only had the americas left,they fell into a crisis,which asia took advantage and invaded the rest of the fossilians,evetually in canada,shelly decided to kill herself,followed by the complete exinction of fossilians


hey now!


we ain't done,we got the universal wars sequel,a sequel that every shellvision fan hates,because it includes their favorite timelike rekt by the fascist fossilians


"BUT HOW DID WE GET HERE??"


glad you asked,just rewind again to the fossilian victory in route ???,time passes by,until the fossilians become an intergalactic force,she takes over the universe,and then??


UNIVERSAL WARS


shelly develops a new technology,that leads the fossilians to warp into other universes,and so they discover moonshell,shellvision,fossilcleaning and they all got invaded (yes i'm being assoist and idc,this is also canon)

alr,but now let's add routes


ROUTE !


so,after shelly invaded other universes and defeated pinkoria,who was looking healthy,shelly brings back the yellow realm and takes a bit of land from pinkoria,then she founds an exclave to invade the green faction,she starts falling back and eventually the fossilian leave the exclave,leaving it to the green faction,then the orange union sees an opportunity (yes pinkoria and the yellow realm united they were at war before the fossilians invaded pinkoria) invades shelly,followed by a liberal fossilian state with over 500 million fossilians forming starts bordering shelly and they invade the UFR,eventually the UFR surrenders and their land is only reduced to one universe


ROUTE !!


they defeat the orange union,while losing the war to te green faction,the green faction only got their explave,before the fossilians experience a civil war (liberals vs loyalists) and eventually the orange union declares indepedence and declares war on the UFR,eventually shelly was caught by the liberals and sentenced to death,and just like that,the fossilians are liberals,but their state was weak,and so they collapsed


ROUTE !!!


so,instead of giving independence to the yellow realm and taking a bit of pinkoria,how about UFR annexes it all?

and then UFR declares war on the green faction,and they win


THE END...or is it??


that wasn't it,i said 3 mapping series so i will do 3,following with 59 YEARS TO LIVE!! (guys writing the shelly's germany lore took me so long also a quick p.s it's 01:27 and rn my dad told me to sleep and so i finished the shelly's germany lore,alr now goodbye)


59 YEARS TO LIVE (i hate my mom)


so,remember the time the asians saved the world from the fossilians,they got lucky because of a crisis,well,asia now split the world into theirs,the real remnants of the asian union is greater china,and south asia (china was leading the union and they created south asia because of the asian victory against fossilians) anyways what if youre a man in shanghai that was born in 2016? the same year the apocalyptic sequel begun? well,you would live up to 59 years,why? let's dive into the world of 59 years to live

during this time,humanity falls into total war,south america is a hellhole,north america is the american and canadian unification wars,europe,asia and africa,along with oceania? 3 world wars,humanity can't progress forward,it barel moves on,until world war 6,during this time 2075 hit,and if were mentioning you're born in 2016 then we can assume youre a 59 year old,but then something happens

FOSSILIAN INVASION

the fossilians return,they are not the NFR you know,it was the UFR,and they quickly sliced through like a knife and a steak,but this time it's a knife and metal,eventually the fossilians kill you and everybody else around you during the battle of shanghai,the battle of shanghai was the last straw,the UFR took over earth..and youre a ghost...watching them kill and enslave prisoners of war


fin


this is my second shortest mapping series,but still,it's peak

(p.s 2 my mom is treating me like shit and i want her ded,alr now,have a nice day)


NARCA's realm


before this begins,just gonna let you know this is kind of a mockumentary?

alr,so let's get into it


NARCA's realm (fr now and i still hate my mom)


alright now,so it's 2000,fandoms and NARCA chilling,assum is chillin and pornographic rebellions always lose,until in 2003,a rule 34 artist develops agas that can brainwash everyone into liking rule 34,the support got so big they push NARCA back,fandom after fandom,but NARCA resists with gas masks,eventually in 2022,the battle of the great fan camp begins,and ends in assoist victory,that was a close call,but it is now time,at a night of the big 25,a rule 34 lab was attacked,the assoists captured a scientists and forced him to create a gas that counters rule 34's gas,eventually they created a countergas,that pulls back te rule 34 gas and brainwashes people into being assoist,they tested this gas on a prisoner of war,and it was a success,what followed is a reconquest until in 2032,the shippers surrender,and then they live happily ever again


IT'S SO FUCKING OVER


this was such a blast writing this, i hope u enjoyed it and goodbye :)



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