I did a good thing choosing this name...

Is this foreshadowing? This feels like foreshadowing and I'm f*cking scared!

Mini Mate desires candy...

I have successfully turned Candy Cadet into a marketable plushie.

Mini Mate is growing restless... He craves candy...

Hextravaganza!

Red's fuckin ballin! I didn't think he had it in him!

Shit bout to go down...

Toy Freddy Gets up and Goes to McDonald's is one of the funniest games I've ever played, really! Go check it out, it's a masterpiece!

Ugh, pretty good...