I did a good thing choosing this name...

Red's fuckin ballin! I didn't think he had it in him!

Mini Mate is growing restless... He craves candy...

Hextravaganza!

Toy Freddy Gets up and Goes to McDonald's is one of the funniest games I've ever played, really! Go check it out, it's a masterpiece!

I have successfully turned Candy Cadet into a marketable plushie.

Mini Mate desires candy...

Ugh, pretty good...

Is this foreshadowing? This feels like foreshadowing and I'm f*cking scared!

Shit bout to go down...