The things you read when reading Homestuck I swear

my earbud case is stuck on my finger

send help

IS THAT A THREAT-?

high-key gonna crash out

Air magic ya say?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

slides this over the table before coughing & falling off my chair

LOOK AT HIM

JUST LOOK AT HIM

HE'S SUCH A PRECIOUS THING

OH MY GOD IM GONNA EXPLODE

I WANNA CRY AND IDK IF ITS /POS OR /NEG

BUT LOOK AT HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Toothpaste toothpaste very thin. If too thick add 1 egg in. If the oil is still to boil. add the remaining 1 egg, miss well and smooth

chomp :3

I'm half asleep rn

This is golden to me

@twiinArmageddon2 (for u 2 see l8r)