6 months ago

SONIC.EXE: Grand Larseny

LORE DUMP


Exevil: a creature derived entirely of hallucinogens and pure ungodliness, currently inhabiting a shitty bootleg pc sonic game, "torturing" the poor unfortunate souls who stumbled upon it.

Jpegjaded: Originally went by, who would've guessed, Miles "Tails" Prower, having been dragged into this realm and handed the name to go with the body, but being the first, and having seen everything, he's tired of Exevils bullshit and has named himself something equally stupid to spite the being that keeps him here.

we don't talk about the pink one.

Knuckles: Has seen other exe games with long, arduous plots, and is trying to figure out what the hell his purpose even is. Often lost in thought. Proud of it's power.

Eggrobo: Eggmans on vacation, so he sent in a robot replacement. Usually taken care of pretty quickly.

Tin Can: So far, the only one that's managed to escape, after beating exevil in a fight and, being a pussy w/ no followthrough, tearing his face off and skedaddling. Now fitting himself with the title of an Exe Slayer, he travels around the Exeverse picking fights and getting his ass beat. Occasionally, Exevil exits his realm to check in on Tin Can in his "faceless form", just to remind that dumbot that he could've finished the job long ago.

With the lack of actual souls to play with, Exevil is on the hunt for some new victims...



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