Coffe was standing in the park, shouting "IT'S MINDBLOWING! COME ONE COME ALL! IT'S FREE ADMISSION TO SEE EVOLUTION! LET'S STRIKE BACK AT THE NORM! We must all go onward! You gotta be quick!"

At this point Coffe had gathered themselves a small crowd and stopped shouting "My audience! You are the real smart guys! Do you want to see the future of humanity? A device that lets you access all of the information in the earth? Just grab it and you'll be able to know everything you need! You! The one with the ugly hat! Ask me a question!"

Umbarakh was slightly annoyed, yet interested and with his raspy and deep voice just asked a simple question "How many stars are there in the milky way?"

Coffe pressed a button and thought "HMMMM... About 100 thousand million stars!"

Everyone was kinda surprised, it was accurate, Umbarakh was especially shocked "Huh... Well I guess you're right... Keep talking about your toy"

"Haha! Great you ask! Because you can not only learn, but you have a million different ways to engage! Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! We've got mountains of content! Some better! some worse...
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first!"

Kile mumbled "Wait that line sounds familiar..." before being cut out by Coffe again

"Be happy!" Zmokeii smiled "Be horny!" Coffe looked at Larl "Be bursting with rage!" Benis just stood there

"HOWEVER, it's a one time offer! So be careful... Just start placing your bets because it will all end up running out!"