The bs I tell my friends

Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?

🔃

AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗣

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Hey Mario

Ha ha ha

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Gasp