FUCK YOU, CYBER CITY!

If you're [[Exploitable]] enough to buy a car this weekend

You're a desperate enough Joe-Schmoe to come to Big Shot Autos!

Hand-Sized [[DEALS]], cars that [[Need Auto Insurance]]!

If you think you're going to find a free meal at Big Shot Autos

You can kiss my [[Beautiful Head]]!

It's my belief that you're such a [[Specil]] motherfucker

That you'll fall for this [[Half-Priced Salami]]!

GUARANTEED!

If you find a [[50% OFF DEAL!]], you can shove [[1000 KROMER]] up your ugly ass!

You heard me right!

Shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your [[100 Customer]]! Bring your [[Wild Prizes]]! BRING YOUR [[HOT MAMA]]!

I'LL FUCK HER!

THAT'S RIGHT, I'LL FUCK YOUR [[HOT MAMA]]!

Because at Big Shot Autos, you're fucked six ways to Sunday!

Take a hike to Big Shot Autos!

Home of challenge [[Pipis.]]

THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE [[Pipis.]]

How's it work?

If you can [[Pipis]] 6 feet in the air and not get wet, you get [[No Money Back Guaruntee]]!

Don't wait, don't delay, DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR I'LL RIP YOUR [[EGGS.]] OFF!

Only at Big Shot Autos! The only car dealer that tells you to fuck off!

HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!

This [[Specil]] deal ends as soon as you write us a check and it better not bounce or you're a [[Permanently Closed]] motherfucker!

TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Also known as Big Shot Autos!

Cyber City's filthiest and exclusive home of the [[BIGGEST]] son of a bitch in the Dark World!

GUARANTEED!

gamejolt no ban plz im joking



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