FUCK YOU, CYBER CITY!
If you're [[Exploitable]] enough to buy a car this weekend
You're a desperate enough Joe-Schmoe to come to Big Shot Autos!
Hand-Sized [[DEALS]], cars that [[Need Auto Insurance]]!
If you think you're going to find a free meal at Big Shot Autos
You can kiss my [[Beautiful Head]]!
It's my belief that you're such a [[Specil]] motherfucker
That you'll fall for this [[Half-Priced Salami]]!
GUARANTEED!
If you find a [[50% OFF DEAL!]], you can shove [[1000 KROMER]] up your ugly ass!
You heard me right!
Shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your [[100 Customer]]! Bring your [[Wild Prizes]]! BRING YOUR [[HOT MAMA]]!
I'LL FUCK HER!
THAT'S RIGHT, I'LL FUCK YOUR [[HOT MAMA]]!
Because at Big Shot Autos, you're fucked six ways to Sunday!
Take a hike to Big Shot Autos!
Home of challenge [[Pipis.]]
THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE [[Pipis.]]
How's it work?
If you can [[Pipis]] 6 feet in the air and not get wet, you get [[No Money Back Guaruntee]]!
Don't wait, don't delay, DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR I'LL RIP YOUR [[EGGS.]] OFF!
Only at Big Shot Autos! The only car dealer that tells you to fuck off!
HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!
This [[Specil]] deal ends as soon as you write us a check and it better not bounce or you're a [[Permanently Closed]] motherfucker!
TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Also known as Big Shot Autos!
Cyber City's filthiest and exclusive home of the [[BIGGEST]] son of a bitch in the Dark World!
GUARANTEED!
gamejolt no ban plz im joking
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