“So, let’s do this one more time, okay?”

“My name is Obscurity Nightfall. I was bitten by a radioactive chinchilla, and for, like, the last 6 minutes, I’ve been the Betweenverse’s one and only Spider-Man. There was a lot I had to do, still trying to jam to my sick beats even while the Universes have been colliding. I had to give up my job of being a physicist to carry the weight of being Spider-Man and gave myself a pretty sick name that may or may not be already taken: Dark Spider. I’ve been fighting for the Omniverse, my life, my family and friends, and most of all, my sanity.”