NOW LOOKIE HERE GIRLY JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE LAST WOMAN IN OLATHE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND CAUSING HAVOC YA HEAR? LOOK AT THE DAMAGE YOU'VE DONE! YOU CRASHED A WHOLE TRAIN AND BEAT UP NUMEROUS PEOPLE ALONG WITH STEALING WHATEVER YOU FOUND! AND DON'T TELL ME YOU SLAPPED LARDY BECAUSE OF YOUR "INSTINCTS", YOU SHOULD OF PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO THAT! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH THE PEOPLE YOU HANG OUT WITH! RANDO YOU'RE A COMPLETE COWARD AND YOU SHOULD GROW A INCH OF SPINE! OSWALD WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT BRAIN TO USE INSTEAD? AND YOUR PISS LOVING FRIEND OVER THERE SHOULD LEARN SOME MANNERS YOU HEAR ME GIRL?

Side note: Let me know if I should do this with any other characters.