victim 1

you are an enemy of christ.

bro lost at the machines

oh, I can't go to that convention! I have no money for a plane to Milaukee! (I still wanna go)

so you're saying i'm constantly recovering from a constant headache?

completely accurate.

that's so nickle

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it'll rain tomorrow

Zelda is my favorite Pokemon from Call of Duty

pokemon