Cat of suspicion and distrust

Why is my Windows background Tatooine??? I just booted it up and saw this

Average HL2 experience

This, and despising Route Kanal after the fifth playthrough

Waffle nachos ✨✨✨

I was so confused when I found this, but then I saw that it shoots soft bullets and I remembered it's just my dart guns instruction manual that I never read

What does this mean? It's what I got after taking some super long test from my therapist

Spilled every bean

The cinnamon bun fell asleep on me. It's already super comfortable with me like it imprinted despite being maybe a week and a half old

Knife. 9 inches long, plastic handle, presumably carbon steel blade. It's surprisingly sturdy and will work well for me.

Skateborb

Letting this fluffball explore, and trying out his wings. They already ate, but didn't drink a lot. And they seem okay, but I still need to clean them up in the sink or shower.