I remember one day in first or second grade my teacher asked what he wanted to be when he was older. So he said "Michael Jordan". So the teacher later asked how he would achive that and he said" no.1 be big no.2 be bold(he said exactly that) no.3 be black" The teacher was like "wtf is wrong with him"(she didn't say that) but she just said" okay moving on now". I still remember this and it still cracks me up.