Jeremy: It's a horrible day outside.
Jeremy: Birds are meowing,
Jeremy: Flowers are meowing, on days like these, adults like you..
Jeremy: should be having a fun time in H E A V E N.
Jeremy: Turn around kid, it'd be a good thing!
Jeremy: If I had to go back on the deal that I made for you
Jeremy: So don't step over that equator
Jeremy: Or else friend, you're gonna have a good time!
Jeremy: But kids like you don't play by the rules,
Jeremy: And guys like me, it ain't easy to be played for smart people!
Jeremy: So let's go, let the room get hotter!
Jeremy: Let's go, DIRTY SISTER KILLER.
?????: *weird sounds*
Jeremy: NO!! NO!! NO!
Jeremy: Go ahead and try to hit me if you can't!
Jeremy: I know I just caused a paradox in mercy!
Jeremy: Because I can see you're getting really sick of meowing,
Jeremy: But I think you're just glad you keep blooming.
Jeremy: You're not gonna lose, we wont be here together.
Jeremy: Fighting in this fluffy hall forever.
Jeremy: I know you'll just reset every time I beat ya,
Jeremy: But I'll always be right here to eat ya!
Jeremy (Out of character): *laughs*WHAT THE HECK?!
Jeremy (Out of character): YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE EATING THE PIZZA, AND I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EATING YOU
Jeremy (Out of character): WHAT THE HECK?!
Jeremy: I know your made,
Jeremy: o-o-o-o-of
Jeremy: Mer-er-er-ercy!
Jeremy: I don't really care, I just hate this song.
Jeremy: Can you please help me?
Jeremy: My voice gives me weirdness
Jeremy: I don't really know.
Jeremy: *charges up Meowed Fluffblasters*
Jeremy: GET SHREKT!
Jeremy: *is being tired of dodging*
Jeremy: This is where it starts, this is where it meows.
Jeremy: And if you try to get past me
Jeremy: You will better try to meow.
Jeremy: But no matter how I fluff you,
Jeremy: You won't give up your attack.
Jeremy: Don't you just like the feeling of your fluffs crawling on your back!
Jeremy: Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able!
Jeremy: You should know by now that mercy is totally on the table!
Jeremy: You think you can try to spare me like I'm some dude?
Jeremy: Well you didn't spare my sister so get meowed on!
Jeremy: I know you made all my friends disappear.
Jeremy: But everything they HATED is why I'm here.
Jeremy: I am their..,.... evilness!
Jeremy: I am their sins- wait no not sins, that's too violent for kids!
Jeremy: Crimes, yeah crimes!!
Jeremy: They'll just put you in jail, not like you'll get executed or hung.
Jeremy: I am persistence!
Jeremy: I know you're made,
Jeremy: O-o-o-o-of, Mer-er-er-ercy
Jeremy: You killed my sister, time to go get ya.
Jeremy: *screams*
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