♪ There's our hero, Mario ♪

♪ You rescued Daisy, but I'm sorry, bro ♪

♪ A few days ago, I broke into your home, and so ♪

♪ Now it's Chateau Wario! ♪

HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!

HA, HA, HA, HA!

HA, HA, HAAAA!

♪ Wario has major balls ♪

♪ Mario’s castle is missing a wall ♪

♪ Since when did he have a castle at all? ♪

♪ But whatever dude, ♪

♪ Now he’s on the move ♪

♪ Enter Voltron Mario’s shoe ♪

♪ Be super-careful or you might get screwed ♪

♪ There's a big turtle, he's gonna eat you, ♪

♪ Let him chow down and now you're his poo. ♪

BWAHAAA!

♪ No raccoon or Tanooki selections, ♪

♪ But the bunny ears will give ya wings ♪

♪ Pretty soon, you'll exhume a complete collection ♪

♪ Based on every type of flying thing! ♪ ...right.

♪ Now it's Crane Game Time let’s do this! ♪

♪ Grab a carrot! Grab a flower! Grab a heart, you can't resist! ♪

♪ Keep it goin'... ♪

♫ OW MY NOSTRIL! SOMEONE HELP ME! ♫

♫ WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST? ♫

...that was awful

♫ OW MY EYEBALL! MOTHERF***ER! ♫

♫ WHY, GOD WHY? WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS? ♫

♫ GREAT, I'M BLIND NOW. WONDERFUL! ♫

♪ Maybe you should have stuck to the plumbing! ♪

♪ Maybe you should s*** my ****! ♪

Really?

Ewww, NO!

♪ Jason needs a doctor fast ♪

♪ That's what you get with a dollar store mask ♪

♪ Mario really should move his fat ass ♪

♪ Before Wario takes the whole place over ♪

WAHAHA!

♪ Mustached Euro- Wait, don't say it! ♪

♪ Maybe this is not, so family friendly ♪

♪ I don't want to lost my monetization, because ♪

♪ This is not a good occasion ♪

♪ Bovine fish, hippo snot, it gets nutty. ♪

♪ Grab a flower, now you're Cherokee. ♪ (For those who don't understand this, the sound quality makes it sound like he's saying "carry a key")

♪ Get inhaled by a whale and check out his gut, he really ♪

♪ needs a colonoscopy! ♪

KEY CHANGE MOFO!

♪ Now you've got the coins in hand ♪

♪ It's time to go make the ultimate stand ♪

♪ Wario's just a small balding elf man ♪

♪ So yeah, that's Super Mario Laaaaa (It's the sequel) ♪

♪ Aaaaaaa (They're not equal) ♪

♪ Aaaaaaa (It's the sequel) ♪

♪ Super Mario Land… TWO! ♪