Girls saw this character and said "That's my wife"

My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)

Ngl, this is my favorite song on the Minecraft Movie soundtrack

Well there goes my new roblox account

How I look at my teacher after she announces the 100 page homework we have to do during spring break:

Went back to model the office I showed off one time and now it's completely pink for some reason

DID THEY JUST PUT A FUCKING PAY WALL ON AN ANIMATION FOR MAKING YOUR TEXT SLIDE DOWN?!?!??!?!?!

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When bro does something super stupid in class and the goth girl is looking disapprovingly so you hit this pose to let her know you disapprove of bro as well: