I want to tell you about this childhood show called Teletubbies. It was about these cartoony teletubby characters that would sing, dance, and run around teletubbyland. But one episode of the teletubbies was different. Very different.

June 19th, 2017:

I was watching an episode of Spongebob Squarepants, when a package slipped through my mail slot. Inside was a DVD with a poorly-drawn Dipsy on the front. Curious, I inserted it in my DVD Player and the selection screen popped up. I swear I saw the Dipsy illustration blink, but I convinced myself that I was seeing things. The DVD had one episode, and it was called: “The Murders”. I clicked the episode and it started.

The episode opened with the Teletubbies singing and dancing. Suddenly, a series of disturbing images flashed on screen including a dead rabbit, a mutilated Tinky Winky, and a man with burn marks on him. The episode cut to Dipsy removing his own head, revealing the actor inside the costume.

Dipsy's actor proceeded to bash Po in the head with an actual sledgehammer, blood splattering all over the set. Soon, Po was dead. He then killed both Tinky Winky and Laa-Laa with an axe, before getting into a car, and stealing it. The scene cut to a grassy meadow with children flying their kites. All of a sudden, the man drove pass them and cried out that he just killed the Teletubbies.

“What the fuck?” I said to myself. The man's appearance began to change. His skin turned pale, his eyes turned red, and his teeth grew sharper. His voice changed to a deep one. The screen cut to static for 5 seconds and cut to a woman crying.

The Dipsy man came over and said, “Now the show can go on forever...” before slicing her with a hatchet. Before it ended, it showed text in white lettering that said, “You’re a part of the show.” The episode then ended.

Now, if you see this episode, stay the hell away from it.

(Sorry if It's Too Short Btw)