13 days ago

That being said, here's every SmilingRoots character (+ Lewy) based on how well they can cook a meal.


Also, I wanted to confirm that I still use some of these old characters. I did rewrite a lot of them, but I have no reason to scrap what I think are good ideas.


In order of reasons.


Masterfully Done

Andrew Woods - Over 100 years of experience, lived in multiple countries, eats basically anything, including humans.

Flare Fox - Despite not being a mom, she is the most "mom-esc" of the characters, so she could make a mean omelette, probably.

Done Pretty Well

Robin Harper (The Hunter) - Babysat Elizabeth while she was a child, 100% has cooking experience and had time to get good at it.

Elizabeth Woods - Cooking lessons from her dad, Andrew.

Ash - Some regrettable lessons from Flare.

Amelia Stone (The Stalker) - Housewife, hates cooking, though.

Edible

Sage Duskmore - Good at putting things together, just hates doing it.

Seth Duskmore - Bad at putting things together, but loves doing it.

Vincent Stone (The Butcher) - He probs only makes microwave meals, a toastie, or gets his wife Amelia to do it.

Inedible

UMBRA (U-01) - It's a mass of chemicals, alien material and corpses that shit will poison you.

Adam Stone (The Shredder) - I do not trust his mental capacity to cook a meal; he will poison me.

The Kitchen Is on Fire

Mei Duskmore - Keep her out of the kitchen, she will sit in the corner eating all of the sugar and flour.

Arthur Woods - He can barely move to begin with, maybe if U-01 was in his body, he could do.. something, but I doubt he has any desire to cook, probs a bigger desire to strange his dad.

Pyro Fox - Do not give him access to the oven; he will kill us all.

Lewy (Formerly The Lurcher) - Knowledge of Andrew Woods, but with no patience, he will break everything apart trying to make a burger.

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