Creating junk for all of the world's brats. Honestly, could there be a more miserable existence than that?

I can assure you that working with Grunty is far more pleasant. It's certainly better than spending your lifetime making Christmas presents!

Sadistic holiday demons are nothing new. However, that burnt toast bread look of yours? Phew!

Your abilities are impressive, for sure. But if you're going to turn my minions against me, I'll be sure to put you down like cur!

Well, if it isn’t jolly Nick. People like you really make me tick!

”Ho-ho-ho”? No-no-no, I say! One millimeter near my chimney and I’ll make you pay!

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“As you know, tomorrow is the new Underevent! And nobody is as excited for the big premiere as I am!”

noelle joined

The bane of Christmas past, present and future. I gotta say, Krampus is one heck of a creature!

He may only appear on the 5th, but he can come to my lair anytime! I've got some business proposals he's guaranteed to find sublime!

You and your new sentimentality. You used to be as cold as Neptune- now it seems you’ve become indulged in the world of mediocrity!

Perhaps the reason is your brain became too sizes too small. At the very least, it makes it easier for me to have a ball!

Wheel of Misfortune

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