“David McDundee achieved premium ear cancer”

This scene showing the aftermath of a rabid Barbie doll attack is easily the worst one IMO.

Just pure, unadulterated, cocaine-fueled, RAGE.

I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR ASS.

Four and the Announcer

So, nobody’s gonna mention how goofy Eyepeeler looks here?

My account is 2, and my children are almost 2, too

ERROR. SHADOWGLASGOWCOMMENT.EXE WAS UNABLE TO BE FOUND.

Well… you absolutely didn’t ask for this.

TBH, this could’ve been a particularly gruesome scene…

if it weren’t for David’s face.

No seriously. He looks like he’s absolutely baked out of his mind on pot.

Thankfully this nasty fuck doesn’t directly kill you anymore, it just shorts out the flash switches briefly.

So have this photo of it from the credits instead of a proper game over screen.