any Germans out there can translate?

don't y'all get the feeling that there's something slightly off?

bro what?, they gona blow up the entire place if som go wrong?!, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

OK GOT IT, CHEATCODES AQUIRED! HEH!

we miss you dime, also, am i the only one who wants a guitar like his and wants to look like him?

GUYS, GUESS WHAT, I FINALLY BEAT THIS FUCKING GAME FROM HELL!!!!!

bro whats up w these shits from SCP?, this shi creepy af, whats the SCP foundation hiding from us bro?, and who's this old man??

what y'all think about spector basses?

i got an objective

imma try reffining this shi, see if it's actually worth som