Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream

This is relevant to my game

I hope you're ready to avoid fish.

Game Teaser

Update: this is all you get, haha suckers