It all started with the first two dodos that I tamed, Happy Bird (male) and Flappy Bird (female, first tame). I also later tamed another dodo named Crappy Bird (female), and then I forced Happy into a harem with the other two.
Out of that came Flappy Bird 2 (female, Happy+Flappy) and Trappy Bird, Angry Bird, and an unnamed baby dodo (Happy+Crappy). Sadly, Angry Bird(male) died at childbirth, as well as the unnamed baby dodo due to not getting enough to eat. But Trappy Bird (female) was the one triplet to survive.
Then I found a rare shiny purple-colored dodo that I named "Violet" (female) and added her to the harem with Happy. Out of that came Flappy Bird 3 (female, Happy+Violet).
Then, sadly, one day a Dilophosaurus found Trappy Bird while she was wandering off and killed her. So then I went on a revenge quest and murdered the Dilophosaurus responsible.
Then, I decided that I wasn't going to make my dodos commit incest, so I set out for a male mate for Flappy Bird 3. Eventually, I found a blue dodo and I named it "Clappy Bird" (male), and bred the two of them. Out of that came Trappy Bird Jr. (male, Clappy+Flappy3).
Then...one of my worst days on the ARK came. When a Brontosaurus destroyed my house and killed a bunch of my pets. Among those murdered by the Brontosaurus were Flappy Bird 2 and Flappy Bird 4 (not related to anyone), and Clappy Bird. I only know this because a few days after the murder, I found Clappy Bird's dead corpse not far away from the wreck of my home.
Next, Crappy Bird was sacrificed in the river, and was then eaten by pirahnas.
Then, I set out to find a mate for Trappy Bird Jr. I went into a cave and found a pink dodo, and I named her Kiley (female). Then I bred the two of them. Out of that came Wacky Bird (female, Kiley+Trappy Jr.).
So, in other words, this makes Happy Bird a great grandpa at this point, with his great-granddaughter being Wacky Bird.
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