at this restaurant where they have these buzzers to signify when your food is ready and each time the people with the buzzing buzzers walk past I keep thinking they’re holding electric razors to shave my head

keep seeing videos of really good looking fried chicken while im doomscrolling

i love my notifs

hors

the gar

MY MOM FORGOT TO TAKE MY PHONE AWAY

i don’t play die of death but I need them carnally

dude

i don’t have the class where I get to see my object husband anymore 💔

me after making chili with cheese in it and chicken strips with homemade canes sauce on the side at 1am