I'm Pretty Sure You All Have Heard Of The Annoying Orange. If Not, I'll Tell You Who He Is:
He's A Talking Orange With A Face, And Talks In A High Pitched Voice, Tells Puns To Other Characters, Also Tells Butt Jokes, And He Has A YouTube Channel Of The Same Name, And Has 11.3 M Subscribers. Anyways,
I was a big fan of The Annoying Orange, but there was one episode that I shouldn't have experienced in the first place. I got a mysterious email from an unknown address. The email said, "NEW EPISODE OF THE HIGH FRUCTOSE ADVENTURES OF THE ANNOYING ORANGE!" with a video file titled "TheAnnoyingOrangesDeath.mp4". I was confused, So I downloaded the video. The video took 10 minutes to load.
The intro was normal, but Orange had Red Mist eyes for some reason. It scared me a bit. When the intro finished, the title card said, "Annoying Orange In: The Annoying Orange's Death!" written in red text. The background was a bloody Orange looking at me. The episode began with Orange telling puns to Pear, while Pear began to feel annoyed. Then Orange asked Pear, "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?"
Pear answered very angrily, "NO, ORANGE! I'M NOT FALLING FOR YOUR STUPID JOKES ANYMORE!" very loudly.
Orange walked sadly to the counter. Marshmallow comes to him and says, "I can cheer you up orange, yay!"
Orange gets happy and said, "Thank you, Marshmallow, for cheering me up! *laughs*"
Orange began to tell Midget Apple (Little Apple) some puns, like "Why Did The Man Put A Sweater On His Hot Dog?"
Midget Apple (Little Apple) said "I Don't Know, Why?"
Orange then laughed and said "Because It Was A Chili Dog!!! *laughs*"
Midget Apple began to feel annoyed, just like Pear was earlier.
Orange then told Pear another joke, and Pear then finally snapped.
Pear began to say angrily "HOW ON THE FUCKING EARTH DARE YOU TELL US PUNS!!! THAT'S IT!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW!!!"
I was extremely shocked at this. I never heard Pear swear in an episode of The Annoying Orange. I mean, Grapefruit swore in "Passion Of The Fruit" but it was censored. Anyways,
Orange went to the corner of the kitchen and began crying even more louder and realistic. He said, "Nobody likes me. Nobody cares about me. I just wanna die!"
He grabbed a knife from nowhere and stabbed his forehead. It cut to static for a minute and then showed Orange lying on the ground with red bloodshot eyes crying blood, with the knife inpaled to his forehead. I vomited. The episode cut to everyone at Orange's Funeral. Then Passion Fruit started crying. She grabbed a rope and hung herself. Pear said, "I'm sorry Orange. I was in a really bad mood, and I couldn't help it"
The episode ended with the normal end credits, but the music was playing backward, and the background was Orange ripping his face off like Felix the cat. I was extremely shocked, and disturbed and deleted the file. My parents came in and said, "What episode did you watch?"
I said, "The episode when Orange laughs at Grapefruit."
Then we started to eat lunch. After watching that episode, I got nightmares for weeks where I took a knife and died the same way as Orange.
If you see this email and video file, please ignore it, because you will end up in a similar situation like me.
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