Pov your band director makes up bullshit to keep you in band even though you fucking hate it

(a vent? read artical)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERJ!

Thats not a vap-

Kitten

How dare you call techno John I’m calling my buddy…

(WARNING GORE) So my new kitten Clay went to the vet yesterday because we noticed that it was bleeding from it's rear and it seems to be a nasty scratch

Cats

Bro was a knife to butter

Pro tip for everyone that experiences extreme heat whatever you do don't join a marching band this shit sucks