3 years ago

The New Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh: No More Honey (Swear Warning)


Does anyone remember Winnie The Pooh?? I do!!

He's A Yellow Bear who wears a red sweater, and likes to eat honey all the time.

I liked the Christopher Robin movie back in 2018, but I also heard there's gonna be a horror movie about Pooh Bear, coming out this year, because Pooh fell in public domain back in January 1 2022.

I was actually a big fan of Winnie The Pooh, but there's an episode that was taken off the air, due to copyright.

April 13 2020: I got a mysterious email from an unknown address. The email said, "NEW EPISODE OF THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH!" with a video file titled NoMoreHoney.mp4. I was confused, so I downloaded the video. The video took 10 minutes to load.

The intro was normal, but Pooh had Red Mist eyes for some reason. It scared me a bit. When the intro finished, the title card said, "No more honey!" written in red text. The background was a bloody Winnie The Pooh looking at me. The episode began with Rabbit, Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, and Owl having a snack, with a pot of honey also seen. then Pooh asked Rabbit, "Can I have some honey?"

Rabbit answered very angrily, "No, Pooh Bear! You always eat too much honey all the fucking time!" very loudly.

I was actually surprised, I never heard a character swear in a disney cartoon.

Pooh walked sadly to his house. Piglet comes to him and says, "I can get you some honey!"

Winnie The Pooh gets happy and said, "Thank you, Piglet, for cheering me up!"

Piglet camouflaged as Owl and said, "I want some honey!"

Rabbit gave him some honey, then Piglet got out the suit, and a robot that he made for some reason was controlling the suit. Then Piglet gave Pooh the honey jar, but Rabbit saw Pooh Bear eat the honey in the honey jar and said, "HOW ON THE FUCKING EARTH DARE YOU EAT THE HONEY FROM THE JAR!!! THAT'S IT!!! GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE, AND NEVER COME BACK!!!"

I was extremely scared and shocked. Pooh goes to his house and began crying even more louder and realistic. It wasn't like cartoon crying, it sounded more like an actual man crying. He said, "Nobody likes me. Nobody cares about me. I just wanna die!"

He grabbed a gun that came out of nowhere and shot his chest. It cut to static for a minute and then showed Pooh lying on the groung with red bloodshot eyes crying blood. I vomited extremely hard, so hard that I almost puked blood. The episode cut to everyone at Pooh's Funeral, Christopher Robin, Piglet, Tigger, Eeyore, Rabbit, Kanga, Roo And Owl. Then Piglet started crying. He grabbed a rope and hung himself. Rabbit said, "I'm sorry Pooh Bear. It's all my fault"

The episode ended with the normal credits, but the music was playing backwards, and the background was Pooh Bear ripping his face off like Felix the cat. I was extremely scared and deleted the file. My parents came in and said, "What episode did you watch?"

I said, "The episode when Pooh eats too much honey."

Then we started to eat lunch. After watching that episode, I got nightmares for weeks where I took a gun and died the same way as Winnie The Pooh.

May 28, 2020: I downloaded the episode again so I can show it to my parents. This time, I couldn't even delete the file. If my cursor is close to the file, the episode might play by itself. I really need a new computer.

Whatever you do, don't download this video two times, or else you will end up in a similar situation like me....



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