me: so what have you done around here?
wheatley: i broke a wall, took over the facility, turned my boss into a potato, punched chell and my boss down a pit, almost killed them twice, then was sent to space.
me: so your telling me you almost blew up aperture and also almost killed your boss and a test subject, then they sent you to space with a portal?!
wheatley: yup.
Me when Netflix doesn’t load: N O
YOOOOOO I GOT TO NEW LAPTOP!
THE NEW MONOCHROME BOOK
even better flavor.
Greyscale just grinding me up.
This guy broke into meh house I cannot call da police day are afta me what do I do?
Yeet
no bonk, poke, pat, or hug.
no hurt da child.
im very hungry
Why the hell do I get these kind of ads-
The giant enemy spider!
Me: N O. *BOOM*
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