Once upon a time, I met a person that was looking for beans at 3 am, so, I decided to help them, the first place where we looked was the kitchen, but it was enormous, only the fridge was 34 meters tall, so we made a stair with forks to reach where the beans should be, but, there, instead of beans we found peanuts, so we went down, later, we entered the living room, but all the furniture was in the roof, so we used glue to climb the walls and walk on the roof, but then the blood went to our heads and we went sick, so we went to the floor again, without having found the beans, later, we entered the bedroom, but all there was very small, after looking a little we realized that the beans couldn't be there, so we exited the bedroom, but, just after exiting the bedroom, we teleported to a very big IKEA, I started to shout and my friend started to cry, because we hate IKEAS, then, I summoned a water pistol that talked and threw fire, and it told me to burn the IKEA, so I did that, after we burned the IKEA, we found the exit, we were happy, because we though the IKEA had no exit, like all IKEAS, we went out and we saw that the IKEA was a flying building in a abbism, so we fell, but, when we touched the floor we realized it was snow, so, we ate it to move forward, even the pistol was eating the snow, but, at the end, we realized we ate the himalaya, the Buddhist monks told us we ate their house, so they tried to invoke an avalanche, but they couldn't because we ate the himalaya, then, the pistol tried to burn them, but I stopped it, and I told the monks that we would vomit the himalaya if they told us where the beans were, they told us, and then we vomited the himalaya, after that, we went where the beans were, they shone like diamonds, they were soft as a baby, and they were magic, then, just after I touched them, a yellow cat appeared and told me that he was god and cats where in the earth even before humans and that he created humans to serve cats, and, after those words, I woke up.