He Is Married to EVIL SONIC

STORY:

Part 1

the game starts with tails inside of green hill zone, as tails walks through it he starts to see anime pillows everywhere, Hyper realistic anime pillows. “what thed fuck” tails thought.

suddenly in the distance tails could see evil sonic.exe, who was busy…uh…doing “things”

Suddenly tails ran up to sonic and slapped him across the face, hyper realistic blood splattered everywhere. 

Sonic got angry’d and started chasing tails through a burning angel island zone, hyper realistic fire everywhere.

suddenly sonic caught up to tails and shoved him into his evil room, where tails will be forced to watch Anime for the rest of his life…HYPER REALISTIC ANIME.

Part 2

Knuckles was busy cleaning the streets of scrap brain zone when he suddenly saw hyper realistic Blood everywhere.

“this must be the work of Dr Ivo Robotnik Eggman” he tought. suddenly sonic appeared before him.

Knuckles knew this was odd, as sonic doesn’t normally appear out of nowhere. 

Sonic shoved knuckles to the ground, pulled out a gun, and demanded all of knuckles’ evil cash. 

Knuckles refused to listen and Sonic shot knuckles, Hyper realistic Bullets Killing Him.

Part 3

Eggman was busy watching Hyper realistic Aosth when suddenly sonic appeared in front of him and demanded he let sonic play with his hyper realistic sega genesis.

Eggman refused to and said “why not play on my sega saturn?” which made sonic really angered. 

Sonic picked eggman up, Beat the shit out of him, stole his Elementary school Lunch Money (hyper realistic money) and threw Eggman in his locker.

eggman was forced to listen to Baby shark for the rest of his life.

Suddenly the screen starts to static, as sonic appears on screen.

“i saw your search history” he said.

suddenly sonic lunged at the screen killing you instantly.

now you are forced to watch Top 10 Anime Betrayals for All Eternity.

Sad