Hey, for the first of April, I SWEAR TO YOU 67% THAT IT'S TRUE, AND YES, 69 IS DEAD, SO I LITERALLY HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO SAY 67 BECAUSE “IT'S FUNNIER HAHAHAHA” BUT EVERYONE IS MEAN, THEY DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO WRITE TO ME, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP BECAUSE THEY'RE MEAN LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
So I'm leaving the Frog community. I'm declaring war on you all. Join me—I'm the good guy because I'm nice—and the other side—we have the bad guys. They stole my Bobux, and on top of that, they hacked me with Temple OS. I don’t know how that’s possible because Temple OS doesn’t have internet, but believe me, I’m telling the truth because I’m so handsome—more handsome than Joe from Joe Dies—BECAUSE THOSE IDIOTS DIE ALL THE TIME
Wait... if I declare war on this whole community, that means... I'M ALL ALONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, HERE'S MY WHITE FLAG
. YOU WON. I'M JOINING YOU AGAIN. F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















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