*Plays wedding music*

I'm back, my children. Enjoy the milk, my kids. Grow big and strong!

I have my horny license! I don't know when I am not horny... oh! When I am around PEOPLE is when I am not horny.

The fu-

What should I do when I am folding my laundry?

Is your baby crying? I'll make them stop! (1x1x1x1)

More September 11th, 2001 memes

Who here wants a slice of my 17th birthday cake. I know that it's three months past my birthday, May 14th, but I forgot to post this on my birthday. Also, don't call me Madison even though it's my legal first name.. it sounds too feminine for a Transmasc.

Ok I know i'm on break and all but FORSAKEN MOVIE CONFIRMED???

KIRBY ENTHUSIASTS! I SUMMON THOU!