Old Donkey was hoppin' around

Tokyo City lika a big playground

When suddenly Roxas burst from the shade

And hit Donkey with a non-waffle grenade

Donkey got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shreck

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shreck Fu

When cha-cha real smooth came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shreckuille O'Neal

Then they both got flattened by the Non-waffle mobile

But before he could make it back to the Non-waffle cave

Mr. Peanut popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

And blew Roxas away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because Berry Bee Benson came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys bad guys and explosions

As far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny