Sigh… no one wants me to be their stay at home wife… “I do!”… “ew wth dude”

“It’s not that deep”… you sure?

It’s scary… (something something something) strawberry

Real voicemail btw: “YOU FORWARDED ME????? (sniffle) This is so not colon three of you!! (sobs a little) ______ Teto would be disappointed in you, what is this??? Miku does not an approve of forwarding are you kidding?! Call me back, call me back PLEASE-”

I never thought I’d do this but… face reveal!

(In desc) (Please be nice I’m kinda insecure)

OMG NO WAY I FINALLY GOT A KANADE 4 STAR BROI AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT ITS KANADE FINALLY

There’s no time to explain I need you to transition into a woman!

YUHHHHHHHHHHH 53-100% Forest Temple

(Ignore the audio) (And no that's not me)

YouTube has done it again... (read the description)

I know you can dunk girl stop dribbling

(Story in desc)