Girls saw this character and said "That's my wife"

How I look at my teacher after she announces the 100 page homework we have to do during spring break:

Well there goes my new roblox account

When bro does something super stupid in class and the goth girl is looking disapprovingly so you hit this pose to let her know you disapprove of bro as well:

Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)

My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it

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Went back to model the office I showed off one time and now it's completely pink for some reason

Ngl, this is my favorite song on the Minecraft Movie soundtrack