Info: Jonathan (17 years old), Jonathan's Dad (35 years old)

Jonathan: screaming about it on twitter saying "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, NINTENDO'S GETTING SUED FOR BRICKING GODDAMN BRICKING SHIT, THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

7 Days Later

Jonathan: crying under pillow, with gun pointing on him

Jonathan's Dad: Son, what the fuck are you doing?!

Jonathan: I cain't dad, I can't TAKE this shit anymore!

Jonathan's Dad: You've been crying for god's knows how long. What have you been crying about?!

Jonathan: These people be shitting on the switch 2, I've used all my allowance on literally everything on the switch 2!

Jonathan's Dad: What did I tell you about being such a dickhead to everyone, buying everything from Nintendo with every bits of money I have left, even bowing to Nintendo's gods telling them to love your women parts which you are a man and a transgender? You're clearly addicted to Nintendo, this needs to stop!

Jonathan:

Jonathan: kills his dad

Some time later

Jonathan: in the attic with a noose I'm going to do it! *sobbing EXTREMELY HARD, BLOOD COMES OUT* I'm gonna do it all for you, Nintendo

...

Mario: What the shid are you doing?

Jonathan: AHHHHHHHHHHHH, *in an anime girl voice* it's Mario! *no anime voice* The drugs really did work! hugs mario You'll never leave me, You'll stay with me 'till the very end, boyfriend!

Mario: Pervert, get-a-off me!

Jonathan: You got the Italian voice, AHHHHHHH!!!!

Luigi: Mario, we gotta do something, the drugs is really getting into him.

Mario: Agreeed, I didn't know he had women parts- Imma go for now

Jonathan: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A KISS YET!!!

A Day Later

Bowser (Doctor): It seems like you've been diagnosed with "Ninterio Hallucination Disorder" which you can hallucinate and see Nintendo Characters, but it will reveal Nintendo's Characters them real selves

Jonathan: AHH, I LOVE THESE DRUGS!!!

Bowser (Doctor): Yeahhh, once you take them for years, even for the rest of your life, you will get them for life-

Jonathan: Hey, do you get in LOVE with Princess Peach, THAT'S THE QUESTION I'VE ALWAYS NEEDED TO KNOW!!!?

Bowser (Doctor): Well, not necessarily, but yes, sometimes we smash.

Bowser Jr.: Dad! Don't tell him something personal.

Bowser (Doctor): Well, this is an adult meeting, so shut up!

Jonathan: I wanted Mario Kart World and pay Nintendo an extra thousands of dollars for the shit they gave us, but the Internet didn't listen!

Both Yoshi and Birdo staring at Jonathan, Bowser and Bowser Jr. from a vent

Yoshi: Birdo, what do we do? We gotta do something, or else the drug will cause everything so real to him that it'll realistically touch and feel some of everything to him to us in the Nintendo universe?

Birdo:

Yoshi: Ohhh, you wanna go again, huh?

Birdo: Oh! Uh, heheh, uhh, I-I-

Yoshi: What, you hiding somethin'?

Princess Peach: Guys! I think I've found a way. We need to give him and spread alcohol to him like a LOT for the alcohol sparks to fight the drugteria!

Both Red Toad and Blue Toad decides

"It's Montage Time!"

Mario:

Mario: Hey, Jonathan! powers up with "Alcohol Mushroom" Let's finish this off! throws an alcohol ball

Jonathan: gets thrown into space AHHHHHHHHHH-!

Luigi:

Luigi: ...

Jonathan: Wanna have sex?

Luigi: running away

Jonathan: COME BACK HERE, NUMBER 2. I WANNA DO NUMBER 3 ON EACH OTHER!

Princess Peach:

Princess Peach: puts an umbrella under Jonathan, and the umbrella is raining alcohol on Jonathan

Jonathan: Ohhh yeahhh, that's some good shit.

Daisy:

Daisy: Hey, my flower really loves you

Jonathan: excited Really?!

Talking Flower: Ooh, mouth!

talking flower sticks his tongue inside Jonathan's mouth, Jonathan really wants to swallow the whole thing in his system.

Toad:

Jonathan: Toadie, Toadie.

Toad: Yes papa?

Jonathan: Sucking titty?

Toad: No papa.

Jonathan: Telling lies?

Toad: Yes papa, I suck titty.

Then Jonathan becomes a pedophile shortly after.

Yoshi's:

Yoshi: Hey! Wanna smack it?

Jonathan: Ooh, okay!

the other Yoshi's, the leader being black Yoshi decides

Black Yoshi: Alright, the coast is clear. Let's do it right now, ni***s!

the yoshi's shoot out eggs with alcohol inside

Jonathan: AH, AH, AH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS REMINDS ME OF DEJA VU

Black Yoshi: Imma bop all over yo' ass, ni**a! shoots a shotgun

Waluigi Launcher:

Blue Toad: gets up on the King of Yoshi's castle Hey! That's the guy who smashed my friend! GET HIMMM!!! pulls up a Waluigi Launcher

Jonathan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Two Parakarrys:

then in the air, Two of Parakarry play Koopa shell where they jump on it and it goes back to the attacker then back multiple times. Jonathan gets hit multiple times. Then Jonathan falls, and the Two Parakarrys chill with their flying beach chairs

Parakarry 1: drinking alcohol So, remember the time you gave out a letter to a women's mallbox saying "I think you have the biggest parts of all, I think I need to see yours once I go after your door next time."

Parakarry 2: Trust me, bro. That girl was waiting on me the second she saw that letter.

Bob-omb:

This is two of the Bob-ombs chillin' in the alcohol pool

Bob-omb 1: Hm, this isn't really that bad. You too?

Bob-omb 2: Yep. This is the time of our lives...

Jonathan: .......aaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! splashes into the pool

Bob-omb 1: Whoa, did you just see that?

Bob-omb 2: Yep. Hey, do you know what really pisses me off? Humans making alcoholic pools. Like, they just do that for no reason. With us Bombs, we can just chill wherever we want. Like in Trains stations, even Alcohol places.

Bob-omb 1: I know... Really easy being a Bob-omb by the way, people don't bother us way too much.

END OF MONTAGE

Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, and Toad staring.

Jonathan: having rabies on the ground Reh! Herm! Rck! Hmh! Phuph! Rvererggek!

Mario: Huh. So this infected Nintendo fan will go back to normal, right?

Luigi: I don't know about this, mario. We might've-

Parakarry 2: Hey! Hey, have you seen my girlfriend yet?!

Yoshi: I can be your boyfriend.

Parakarry 2: Ew. No! I'm straight.

Vivian: I'm right here, big boy. I'm all of those sexualities.

Parakarry 2: I'm gay now.

Some time later

Bowser (Coffin Confessor): Ladies and Gentlemen, especially my lady in my cage for the thousandth time. We may reveal that Jonathan is Dead, a really Nintendo Obsessive fanboy.

the people cheering for someone's death

Person 1: WOOHOO!!!

Person 2: That motherfucker's dead!

Person 3: Don't do drugs, kids!

A snowflake seeing this roleplay:

Snowflake: Huh?! This is way too offensive, why isn't everybody doing rated Early Childhood out of everything?! I need my LABUBU!

THE END

(Hey, if you made it all the way to the end, I'm sorry what you had to see. If you were under 17, I tried to warn you. Please don't cancel me since all I wanted to make a roleplay to make people entertained. I know Dark Humor isn't for everybody, and sure if you get offended, then please be mature about this and probably listen to my warnings)