i went way too hard for this

(this video will play whenever you're idle on the title screen long enough. yes it's 4:3 because it's actually supposed to be in-game)

"Kid named finger couldn't be real!" my best friend douglas using the ammonia powder and bleach in my basement to make mustard gas and kill us both:

Walter White in: Drughog Day

Q1 2023

PENIS MAN ULTIMATE GAMEPLAY TEASER

penis man 2: strike back

Penis Man: ULTIMATE Announcement.

"You must enter a post."

Repost your favorite thing about Penis Man with #PenisMan for special limited edition Penis Man art!

PENIS MAN HISTORY

The game's title screen is complete!