"Put in microwave for 7 minutes at 600 W"

The microwave be like

cola time

oh jeez oh gosh oh darn how deep do I have to drill the nails until they protrude out of the other side? my ruler is in the briefcase and still missing 🦺

God eater got me like

People's FNAF OC be like

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View frȏ̵͎m my new h̵̙́ouse! 🌇✨

my new fridge

Yo, missed my #spawnday yesterday, a real travesty, a real tragedy 😭

But ey, YOU can't remember your 2nd birthday, so why should I be expected to 🤪

Look at that image, I can barely see outside the bubble. pls

if you see this post you are obligated to shout @ me right now do it I demand you have to do it do it do it DO IT