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dick kickem

dog reveal

mf's don't even say ''bless you'' anymore they just look at you like

I AM THE ONE WHO STOCKPILES GIFTS

her: alright i'm coming over you better not be not book smart and be money smart

me:

why tf did america make kirby look like a drug dealer that sells silly straws on facebook marketplace gawd damn

baby girl..

he's just shaking his ass at me

they're watching anime