oh, I can't go to that convention! I have no money for a plane to Milaukee! (I still wanna go)

victim 1

you are an enemy of christ.

that's so nickle

Zelda is my favorite Pokemon from Call of Duty

Arabic Spongebob Squarepants translations are my favorite. just look at "coin"

THIS IS WHY I WANNA BE A GRAPHIC DESIGNER GUIZE

bro lost at the machines

so you're saying i'm constantly recovering from a constant headache?

completely accurate.

pokemon

it'll rain tomorrow