1 month ago

Tip: life becomes 200 times better when you switch from "haha I suck I cant do anything right " humor to "I'm a fuckin diva I can do whateva and I will slay and swag " humor




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God I'm bored

I could've arted but no I'm not even doin taht

Lil fact I just made up: Azion has undying potentillas growing from his tail, symbolizing both his affinity with nature as a plant based magic user, and also the growth from his traumatic origins and further realization of how horrible it was

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

Elton john but good:

CAUSE IM STILL EDGING FASTER THAN I'VE EVER DID

LOOKING LIKE A COSTCO GUY

FEELING LIKE A BABY GRONK

AND I'M STILL GOONING EVEN AFTER ALL THESE GYATTS

PICKING UP THE RIZZES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KAI ON MY CENAT

I'M STILL TAXIN'

Holy shit

Oomfs does you like this

Unfortunately for me, this post will not become popular.

Which is not the case that happened when in 1989, the top of the charts was occupied by Belgian technoanthem, Pump Up The Jam

Me and me in 2 days