Pain. That is the only way to describe it. No feeling except blistering, seething pain. 3 days the monster has boiled. All from that one fatefull night. I grew hungry as 19:30 approached. But as all hope was lost, dinner had arrived. A nice cozy meal from Checkers. I indulged in my burger with no complaint, oblivious to the beast forming in my guts. But when I had finished & sat myself down in my bed, I felt something, a disturbance from my stomach. I thought nothing of it & continued on with my night, making sure to get a good nights sleep for my long road trip the next day. Once I had awaken from my slumber, I felt something once more. The same feeling I had gotten the night before, but worse, stronger, more intense, something mad brewing in my intestines. I rushed to the bathroom. I sat down & unleashed the monster unto the bowl of my toilet, or so I thought. I packed my bags & got into the car. The first & only notable stop was to a Dunkin' Donuts. Since it was 07:00, I had decided against donuts, but rather their Sourdough Sandwich. Once I had obtained my sandwich, I had noticed that it came with eggs & bacon on it. Which that did not seen like a problem, due to the fact that I enjoy eggs & bacon together, but my stomach had once more not agreed. Hours later, the first part of the trip had ended, & we arrived at the hotel. First chance I got, I had rushes into the bathroom, as to repeat what I had done that morning. After that, I had gotten ready for bed & went to sleep. The morning after, I had finally felt fine. Surely the beast was gone... right? I got in the car &, we continued, this time back home. During the ride, we had stopped at Buc-ee's. I got a Big Bottle of AriZona Green Tea & a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. I ate them on the ride home. Once I made it, my dad picked me up & we went to Dollar General. I got a Tallboy Can of AriZona Sweet Tea, a pack of Twix, & an XL Bar of Hershey's Chocolate with Almonds. Once I arrived at my dad's, I ate my snacks. Hours later, it returned. I had remembered that the bathroom was out of toilet paper so that I could properly relieve myself. I grabbed 3 rolls as per usual & rushed upstairs. Once I got to the bathroom, I hadn't even worried about placing the toilet paper on the holder nor the back of the toilet. I rather threw them on the ground & sat onto the toilet, unleashing the monster once more; though this time it was different. Before it had even exited my rectum, I felt it. What I could only describe as the gates of hell opening inside my intestines. Meteors showered down into the bowl of my toilet, whilst the sender was in a living nightmare. Minutes that felt like hours I sat there, suffering. Finally, the nightmare was over. I looked at my creation & flushed. Here I am now, recapping the past 3 days. I don't think I'll eat chocolate for the next week or so.