age headcanons made purely to piss people off

i am going to kill you and then turn your boiler on without consent.

also this XD

i remember when i played ddlc for the first time last year and genuinely had a fucking heart attack when this character i adored said this

OH MY GOD IM DYING AHAHAHAAHAH

WHAT THE FUCK NOELLE- WHAT THE FUCK MAN I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

just call me the f slur thanks

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

reacting with a fucking weird ass butterfly sticker to a vent post is genuinely so tone deaf xdddd

im weirdly proud of myself for coming up with this shit ngl