3 years ago

tonight my mom left the house (she's back rn ) and i took advantage of the moment and turned on youtube on my TV, and watched a LOF gameplay

(article, SPOILERS!!!)


one part, you find a locked box, you need to find the code (im not telling), and inside is a smaller box, there was a ring with a blue gemstone inside, and then there was a flashback (it still showed the ring, it didnt show like, the actual scene), with the painter saying:

"The thought alone that the most beautiful piece of art doesn't have my name on it is killing me. So, that being said, will you marry me?"

i clapped, half sarcastically and half not

that sound pretty... sappy to me (imo) at the same time it was pretty smooth

like hell, THAT sentence matched with HIS voice

HIS VOICE

UGHHHHHHHHHH

*screams in simp*

another part, the painter walked down a hall, and it had a bunch of paintings on the wall, one of the paintings literally threw itself off the wall and onto the opposite one, a painting gave me a jumpscare

A PAINTING

the painting slides down the wall, and then falls on the floor, when u look on the painting there's a piece of paper sticked to it, if you pick it up, it had a sketch of the wife (i think, implied by the voice line) laying on a bed... half.. naked-

(the back had the writing "I'm not that round!" in the wife's handwriting)

and the painter said:

"Now a tiny bit to the left... Yes! Just like that! Now hold that pose for a moment. I want to get all those lovely curves just right."

and he fucking chuckled like a P E R V E R T

*desperately tries to find a painter x fem reader*

*suddenly finds one on quotev*

*realizes its a yandere!painter x reader*

E V E N B E T T E R

B A C K O F F W I F E H E ' S M I N E N O W

I D O N ' T C A R E I F T H A T W E D D I N G R I N G I S O N Y O U R F I N G E R

F U C K O F F

(https://www.quotev.com/story/7787729/Masterpiece-Yandere-X-Reader)

it was also kinda funny on his medical card(?????) it said he got a prosthetic leg, and the painter wrote 'how the hell did they fuck up the length?' (i think)

and when he tried to get his own version of red riding hood published, but the publisher sent him a letter that his ver was too violent (the ending had the girl's head bitten by the wolf) for being a kid's book, one part of the letter said 'Please keep your shit together' and it was hilarious to me

I LOVE THIS GAME ALREADY

AND I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED THE VIDEO BC MY MOM CAME HOME

(if your wondering why i need to do it when my mom's out of the house and not my dad too, my mom would never approve of this game, it was rated M and 16+, because of gore/blood/violence, alcohol, nudity, and language

she would NEVER

my dad doesnt know abt the nudity tho

I DIDNT KNOW EITHER

ALRIGHT

I DONT READ WARNINGS BEFORE PLAYING A GAME

FUCK OFF

but he does know my weird attach to horror games (ig)

he didnt argue or punish, just lecture, but a short one

my mom? she would SCREAM at me

so

yah



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