5 years ago

top 3 dad jokes / I'm not a dad this is for a joke


1.

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

2.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

3.

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

I stole these from the internet btw



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