DISCLAIMER: This story is NOT in any way meant to be a copycat of Shrek Director's Cut. I was inspired by it and I do not claim any ownership of the story in any way.

Let's go back to the year 1995, shall we? Remember Toy Story? That film caused a lot of buzz and I happen to be a big fan of it myself. It recently piqued my curiosity that there was an unreleased Director's Cut of the film, and as soon as I heard about it, I began a search for it. I tried contacting the people who worked on the film, via emails or phone calls, but I never got a response or I only got an answering machine.

My last resort was contacting John Lasseter, the person who directed the film. I managed to get on a Skype interview with him, and I asked him general questions like "Where did you get the idea for this film?" and "What did you think of the finished film?" and whatnot. So when I finally asked him about the purported "Director's Cut", he just fell silent. I could see his face going pale. He proceeded to tell me, "Don't look for it. Just let the memory die." He hung up the call right then, and I just sat at my desk, confused. I went to bed.

The next day, I tried emailing Mr. Lasseter about the Director's Cut, in an attempt to find out more. I managed to get a response exactly fourty-five minutes later! The email said: "Just give me your address and I will send it to you... if you're sure you want to see it, then I guess I can't stop you. Beware, for the things you will see will forever stay in your mind for the rest of your life." I was unsure if I really wanted to see the Director's Cut at this point, but hey, morbid curiosity got the best of me. So I sent back another email with my address and a "thank you".

About a week later, I received a package from Mr. Lasseter himself. It was the Director's Cut VHS tape... strangely it had the exact same design as the regular Toy Story VHS tape. I popped it in my VHS player (Yes, I still have one) and let it play.

Oh how I wish I could take that back.

Well, the intro of the film was different. You know, where the Toy Story logo appears during the first minutes of the movie? Well, the shot just... stays there. It just froze on the logo. It didn't move at all. You couldn't even hear Randy Newman's voice. It was just total silence. After about six minutes, the tape cut to the scene of Woody greeting the other toys... Wow, this was pretty late in the film. Again, it was dead silence. It cut to static for about five minutes, but again it was silent. The weird thing is that I could make out some sort of video in the static... It looked like Woody standing over Andy, and Woody somehow tore open Andy's chest and proceeded to eat his intestines. I nearly vomited, but after the video clip ended, the film cut to the scene where Woody was in Sid's house to rescue Buzz Lightyear, but again it was silent.

When it got to the scene of Buzz Lightyear showing off to the other toys, it once again cut to static. This time there was no hidden video thankfully, and it was just regular static. It cut to the shot of Woody pushing Buzz out the window, causing him to fall. However the scene went on longer than I expected... Buzz fell out of the window, and disintegrated into nothing but ashes while exploding when he plummeted to his demise. This emotionally affected me greatly, as Buzz Lightyear was my favorite character from Toy Story.

It cut to Sid destroying the other toys besides Woody and Buzz in his backyard, when Sid used his match to kill Woody and his rocket to kill Buzz. The disturbing thing is the scene just keeps going. Sid eventually kills Woody by burning him alive with his match with Woody screaming in pain realistically, and Buzz was blown up with Sid's rocket when it flew into the sky, destroying him. A time card appeared, which read "One Month Later". The weird thing was that it was spoken by the French narrator from SpongeBob SquarePants.

A funeral was being held for Woody, Andy, Bo Peep, Buzz, Hamm, Rex, Slink and Mr Potato Head. Instead of the credits rolling there was a message saying" "The dead have risen. Hail Satan." I immediately ejected the tape and threw it away. Unfortunately my mind wasn't quick enough to think to destroy the tape so it is still out there somewhere.

If you see a VHS copy of Toy Story, Report it to the police immediately!

Deleted Scenes:

It cut to Sid destroying the other toys besides Woody and Buzz in his backyard, when Sid used his match to kill Woody and his rocket to kill Buzz. The disturbing thing is the scene just keeps going. Woody eventually came to life like in the original movie, and eventually manages to melt off Sid's face with his match, before looking at the screen telling me, "So Play Nice!" The last thing I saw was his demonic face coming at me.

You Just Remember What You're Old Pal Said, Boy You've Got A Friend In Me! You've Got A Friend In Me!