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TRANSMISSION RECIEVED:

SOURCE: SECTOR 0

TRANSCRIBING...


In the distance, the bell chimes.

Terran: Hold on what the fuck are we even doing here?

Nova: This son of a bitch. What in the Galactic Wayward are we gonna do with the medium now?

Terran: It's close to destabilising…

Perionada: oh shit oh god oh fuck oh crap oh bal-

Precambrian: QUIET.

Perionada: damn :(

Precambrian: For it to work we must need the heart of one individual, the blood of another, and the plasma of the third.

Terran: I know a few… subjects…

Nova: Well you skedaddle us to em!

Meanwhile…

Migrathorios: Everything is going according to plan.

Longtrax: I mean if it's going good unlike our other alternate realities surely nothing bad could-

Migrathorios: Hold on. Breach in Sector 21.

Warning! Warning! Breach in Sector 21! 4 Entities breached.

Marathalia: It doesn’t seem good.

Precambrian: We’re out.

Perionada: Taste our fury, Migras. The light of your lives arrives.

Terran: 1. His name is Migrathorios. 2. SYFM-

Nova: SHH! If he hears us he’ll be able to come prepared.

Perionada: But Precambrian knows what to do, right? He is the wielder of time after all.

Nova: dude you have more braincells then I have-

Migrathorios: And I have more braincells than all of you put together.

Terran: Fuck me he found us-

Marathalia is doing the family guy death pose for some reason

Longtrax: Great. One of our right hand people just.. Dies. Out of fucking nowhere.

Precambrian: We won’t hurt you if you meet our demands.

Migrathorios: What could it be then..?

Terran: Uhhh… What was the prophecy again?

Precambrian: The heart of one individual, the blood of another, and the plasma of the third. Get it in your head, Megamind.

Migathorios: …

Migathorios: Oh shit.

They ‘stab’ an IV Drip into Longtrax, out of all things.

Longtrax: ohhh shit.

Migrathorios laughs

Migrathorios: You wanna kill one of my most loyal servants? With an IV Drip???

Perionada: We’re not killing him. We’re just using his blood.

Terran: Your next.

Migrathorios: oh shi-

Terran ‘stabs’ Migrathorios with an IV Drip too, this time filtering the blood so all that remains in the pouch is the plasma.

Migrathorios: GAH!- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!? I'M A LIVING GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Longtrax: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT! HAHAHA!

They take the drips off of both of them

Nova: And now, the heart.

Marathalia wakes up

Marathalia: Dude I just got here what are you 4 doing here-

Perionada: Hard to explain. Just please try to stay calm and dandy. We're doing an experiment, and you are next.

Marathalia get suffocated.

Marathalia: Panicked Muffles

Nova stares in horror

Nova: err, isnt this a bit… overkill? She's literally becoming traumatized from what I’m seeing.

Precambrian: It’s gotta be done man. After all, we have to fufill the prophecy.

Terran: ok bro thats just sadistic man.

Precambrian: I call that good use.

Terran: This is why I regret being with you sometimes.

Marathalia: Angered Muffles

They remove the suffocator thingy from Marathalia

Marathalia: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR-

Marathalia keels over on the spot unconscious 

Longtrax: Another one bites the dust.

Terran surgically removes the heart, hands it over to precambrian and puts in an artificial one.

Marathalia: YOU FUCKERS HAVE SOME SERIOUS EXPLAINING-

The Celestegods vanish.

Migrathorios: Well… lets just continue as scheduled.



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