7 months ago

(TW: Prolly uncanon rant, existential crisis, mindblowing ADHD theory, a white van and a green howl under my house send help, long ahh shower thought)

My face when:


Yeah I was just doing my Duolingo spanish lesson (please Duo let my goldfish free) when I just remembered Lucifer is tecnically God's son (or creation), while Adam is God's son/creation too. That tecnically makes Lucifer and Adam relatives (I'm not saying brothers cuz Lucifer's naturally an angel/fallen angel while Adam was created to be a human, Idk if it should make sense but nothing in life does so yeah). So that makes Charlie Adam's niece/relative. Prolly none of the two would realize it if it was true. Then they would be both jumpscared to this thought.
It's probably a non-canon theory, as if this reasoning was (and I hope it will NEVER be) Vivzie-confirmed, that would make Eve and Adam siblings, or worst, father and daughter (Ig rib thing, as it would tecnically work as some sorta birth not-pregnanced by Adam)

And with this, thank you for wasting like 3-5 minutes of ur precious life you'll never have back understanding this crap I just ranted about, you're free of insulting my bloodline or having an existential crisis in the comments :D



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